did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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