Fuck appropriateness.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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