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I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I have tasted many bathrooms
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