so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
your like the ambassador to my penis.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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