p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Randomize
