it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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