my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
