He is such a slut. More and more my type.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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