Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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