i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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