so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Houston, we have a blender
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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