So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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