why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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