It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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