We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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