Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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