last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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