That's intense
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Randomize
