I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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