i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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