In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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