ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I need moral support for this bender
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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