im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm both gender and math confused
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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