Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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