I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
