SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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