you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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