So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
My Higher Power is John Stamos
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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