Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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