goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
