Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The best revenge is premature balding
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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