she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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