Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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