He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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