Where are you?
In a non slutty way
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A+ Viking dick
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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