Dual....:-)
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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