All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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