I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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