Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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