Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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