Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
