I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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