I think scott just propositioned me for sex
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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