If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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