Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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