I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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