so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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