i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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