yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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