dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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