I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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